Things Heard Outside My Bedroom Window

"I've got kids why the fuck would I be a hooker?"

if you want your money you have got to slap it out of them.

Never pass someone on the right while they're in the turning lane

not much else to say about that.

my plan for the y2k.9 crisis

when the crisis of y2k.9 happens and everyone is broke i will have a well developed plan.

step 1. build a robot suit.

with this robot suit ppl will think i am a robot so i can go 2 the rich ppls houses and "serve" them as robots do. I mean rich rich ppl not just that one great uncle that ur cousin has that has a few cars but not his own plane yet. i am talkin private jet rich fellas.

step 2. acquire the lost
since everyone will be poor and dying they will let their pets run wild. the streets will be owned by alley cat street gangs. i will befriend these alley cats with the caviar i sneak in to the pockets of my robot costume while working for the rich fella. the leader of the alley cat street gang is seen here:


step 3. develop stronghold
I cannot keep living at the rich dudes house serving him. i will have to pull a tony montana and take over his place. i will do this by A. filling his pool with molasses so when he goes to swim he drowns. B. gunz C. cat street gang D. poison in his ear. once I have my own command point i will be well on my way to be on top.

just got a new phone, time 2 choose a ringtone.

so when i choose a new ringtone i decided i can't choose a song i like or i will always remember it as my ringtone and i won't appreciate it anymore. i also can't choose a song i don't like because that would get really annoying. and the preloaded ringtones are annoying also. mayB i should just get a ringtone that is annoying to encourage me to answer my phone faster. or i should just leave my phone on vibrate foreves. but then if i lose it i wouldn't be able to hear it ring.



not sure what 2 do.

i dont need the news or weather report

when i have facebook statuses and myspace bullitens.


i was just bloggin n listenin to japanther when i noticed some new facebook status updates stating "is snow!" and "is playing in the snow!" and "go obama!" and "ppl dead in black friday" and "colorado buffs lost" (i think im abt ready to delete that obama guy. he is a little slow)

i then looked outside and sure enough it was snowing, ppl had died, buffaloses, and obama is president (srsly that guy is not upttodate enough to be my facebook friend).




are facebook statuses a threat to news and weather reports?


did u no news stands for north east west south? it combines all factions.

happy black friday